Vacation Letter Series: II

Dear Husband: You get all giddy when you get on vacation makes me giggle! Dear IPhone Map App: you have solved our dumb and dumber problems when it comes to directions. Your app has by far silenced many directional arguments: you sure know how to give a girl confidence in her co-pilot duties!! Dear Lady who worked in Mizner Park Love My Puppy Pet Store: YOU were not nice at all. I really had to bite my tongue and let my southern hospitality shine so that you did not get the best of me. Dear Joel OSteen: I had never heard of you but you came on tv late one night while I was the only one up flipping through channels and contemplating on what I should have said to the rude lady in Mizner park. Guess what! Your sermon was on having the power to uplift others. Using our words to encourage those we encounter because never do we know their situation but God does and sometimes He needs us to be the breath of fresh air. Shoot dang fire- I realized that I missed my opportunity to share God's grace with that lady but maybe next time!! God sends me the right words at the right time and I was so thankful to listen to your late night sermons. Dear Braid Lady by the Pool: our daughter has always wanted beads, braids, and wraps in her hair thanks for providing that service Husband and I were thrilled to hear it could last up to 3 weeks (insert sarcastic grin here). We were a bonafide tourist for sure with that braid!! Dear Ella Moss: who are you and where did you come from? Carley and I fell head over heels for a blue romper but Husband did not appreciate the price tag. When I saw that you were made in the US of A victory was claimed. We bought you in a size bigger so there is room to grow.... I think I have a girl crush on you?!? Dear Carley: one night in your sleep you sat up and looked at us and started talking in your sleep. You said, "He asked me where the toy was made and I said Chiiiinnnnaaaaaaa" you moved your hand like you were a hula girl. This made Husband and I laugh all night long!! I think I have created an intuitive creature. Every toy you pick up now you flip over to find out where it was made. Dear Bert: We're not in Boca anymore!!! Boo.hoo.